My Ridiculously Hard Job

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So as I am sitting here at my ridiculously hard job, I decided I have nothing better to do than to write a bit more. Since I am being honest in this blog I'll let you in on something: My job is probably the easiest job ever. I sit here in the mailroom at my college and if anyone has a package come in in the 2 hours that I am here a day, I give it to them when they show up. About one person comes a day so the other 115 minutes I am here, I sit on my laptop, listen to music, watch movies, play games. Oh yea. It's great. My boss even knows thats what I do. He even told me at the interview to bring my laptop so I don't get bored. BUT (and thats a big but) this is me we are talking about here. I know you are thinking something has to go wrong. It does. Just my luck that the light in the room is on a motion sensor and shuts off every 5 minutes. So i have to wave my arms at the sensor like a maniac and hope that nobody comes along to get a package while doing so. They usually do. And I don't blame them for the dirty looks. Haha. Another thing is that while I'm sitting here in front of the mailboxes, sometimes one of the 10-15 mailboxes directly behind me get opened. This can get awkward cause you can see straight through to where I am. Sometimes I'm tempted to turn around and say hi, or stick my face in their mailbox and scare the crap outta them when they open it. Unfortunately, I don't. Then I hear someone behind me turning their combination I usually dive out of the way so they don't see me. When this was happening people come in sometimes too. This probably starts scary stories and urban legends about the school mailroom. "Yeah. They say there is a boy back there. He is always seen quickly dodging out of view when you open your mailbox. Sometimes, they say, that if you go in you can see him doing a real strange dance which involves him moving his arms." "Really??" "Yeah. My brother's friend's cousin saw it. It's true. I swear."
So that's what goes through my mind. HAHA. You know the things I could do back here?? I can put fake spiders in mailboxes and fake letters and such. But I don't. I guess I'm too nice for that. But don't get me wrong. I do think about it. So that's all for now. Remember to always think twice before opening your school mailbox; for there might be a freak like me behind it. Mwahahahahaha. Tis the Season I guess.
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